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Showing posts with label language. Show all posts

August 5, 2011

what the dickens

Dear Kent,

Tomorrow is a very bad day for me to make a call, as, in addition to my usual office business, I have a mass of accounts to settle with Wills. But I hope I may be ready for you at 3 o'clock. If I can't be--why, then I shan't be.

You must really get rid of those Opal enjoyments. They are too overpowering:

"These violent delights have violent ends."

I think it was a father of your churches who made the wise remark to a young gentleman who got up early (or stayed out late) at Verona?

Ever affectionately,

Signature: ChD

(ChD=Charles Dickens)

Apparently "opal enjoyments" refers to the early sky. Huh? I don't get it.

May 27, 2011

bad is the new good

After conversating with an edgy coed who could care less about emerging artists and was disinterested in anything unrelated to her diva tendencies, I realized it was about exactly 3:45 pm -- actually the clock read 3:42 pm. I anxiously awaited the delivery of my first paycheck, expected at 4:00 pm. This check was especially significant because I had spent the last two weeks as the go-to gal for a ginormous ego maniac genius who graduated college just ten years ago and had already grown a successful company selling paintings. The business was not such a creative endeavor as it really just merged together existing methodologies to maximize efficiency and take advantage of low hanging fruit. In any event, I honestly believe that due to the hugely impactful benefit my work had to the corporate success, the powers-that-be potentially could get pushback for applauding my efforts at wearing many hats by awarding me a whopping bonus. Whatever, it really is a win-win situation since so many companies and recruiters are trying to woo me. Being an uber-wordsmith really makes life less worrying instead of worrisome.

http://6thfloor.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/05/26/words-you-dont-say/?smid=tw-nytimes

May 16, 2011

trouble & strife

frog & toad = the main road
apples & pears = stairs
dog & bone = telephone
mince pies = eyes
weeping willow = pillow
fork & knife = life
twist & twirl = girl
Richard the Third = bird (ie girl)
gold watch = scotch
pig's ear = beer
Oxford Dictionary of Rhyming Slang

now it's your turn:
soggy feet = horse meat
hail & sleet = seat
green bean = queen
pain & torment = parent
friendly furrier = terrier
pencil & pen = win
tawdry whore = bore
  • The tawdry whore took a hail and whined about her pain & torment.
  • The green bean wanted the British players to pencil & pen at Wimbeldon.
  • My friendly furrier hogs the hail.
  • Beware: the kanji for soggy feat sushi looks much like that for raw chicken, probably tastes like it too.

April 13, 2011

sweat bird turds*

. . . and other slang defined in Green's Slang Dictionary, published earlier this year. 3 volumes totaling 10.3 million words and over 53,000 entries, the collection provides the definitions of 100,000 words and over 413,000 citations.


$434 at amazon.com,

or reference it for free at your local library. after all, it's slang, by definition this opus will be obsolete before the end of the year.


*translates to "work hard"

April 9, 2011

what r words 4?

earned media (or free media) refers to favorable publicity gained through promotional efforts other than advertising, as opposed to paid media, which refers to publicity gained through advertising. earned media often refers specifically to publicity gained through editorial influence, whereas social media refers to publicity gained through grassroots action, particularly on the internet. the media may include any mass media outlets, such as newspaper, television, radio, and the internet, and may include a variety of formats, such as news articles or shows, letters to the editor, editorials, and polls on television and the nternet.

April 5, 2011

do you want to live in a hyphenless world?

the hyphen is going the way of the dodo bird. will it be missed? for some perhaps, but for others a hyphenless world offers a paradise of sorts. read full article below.

perhaps next year we can lose the dreary period from our text the period is just too bossy and interrupts constantly i say death to the period why not really?

HYPHEN MADNESS!

courtesy of the boston globe...

Last month, at a national convention of professional copy editors, the Associated Press announced a few changes to its house style. Calcutta would henceforth be Kolkata, cell phone and smart phone had become cellphone and smartphone, and CPR no longer needed the gloss "cardiopulmonary resuscitation."

But it was the tiniest change on the list that set editors and word-watchers atwitter: The AP decreed that e-mail, after a minor surgical procedure, would emerge as the hyphenless email.

Finally! responded some of the online commenters. We have Gmail and iPad and JDate -- it's high time email got on board. Others didn't see the logic: When we still hyphenate C-section and T-shirt and X-ray -- and (even at AP) e-commerce and e-book -- why make this weird exception to the dominant pattern?

For most people, of course -- including many of the impassioned commenters -- the ruling doesn't matter at all. What the AP means by "style" has nothing to do with soaring prose or platform sandals. AP style is just a guide to the fine points of editing for AP employees and subscribers -- a compilation of preferences in matters of spelling, punctuation, and usage that have more than one right answer.

Many news outlets follow AP's guidelines, which are published in book form and online, so its decisions do make a difference. But nobody's bound to follow them: At the Globe and The New York Times, which have their own style guides, e-mail is keeping its hyphen (for now). And in everyday life, we can still hyphenate as quirkily as we like.

So why the heated reactions to the e-mail decision? Like much language change, a shift in AP style seems to say something about who we are and what we value as a culture. That may be an illusion, but we can't resist inventing explanations for our language preferences. If you've always used the serial comma -- "red, white, and blue" -- its absence can look slipshod and lazy. If you were taught the more streamlined AP style -- "red, white and blue" -- the extra comma may seem fussy and pretentious.

And when a style change reflects obvious cultural trends, it's natural for language traditionalists to see it as a threat. There was no rebellion when the Chicago Manual of Style -- the leading guide for scholarly books -- changed "Taylor and Elm Streets" to "Taylor and Elm streets," lowercasing "streets," and then changed it back again in a later edition. But allowing a sentence to start with a lowercase letter, as Chicago now does -- "iPods are indispensable," "eBay is floundering" -- seems like more than a style decision; it's a concession to branding fashion. What style maven wouldn't suspect the undue influence of youth and money?

For a working editor, though, the most puzzling style questions (and probably the most frequent style changes) come from the e-mail- vs.-email category. When is tax man a so-called open compound, when is it hyphenated, when is it one word?

It would be nice if there were rules to cite, but nothing in usage is less orderly than our spelling of compounds. Generally, the more often a compound is used, the sooner it closes up, and in many cases we don't even notice. Our back yards are now, in many dictionaries and stylebooks, backyards, but a front yard is still two words. That's probably because backyard is so frequent: We use it in backyard barbecue, backyard swing set, not in my backyard. That fact does say something about our culture, but it's not something that strikes anyone as ominous.

E-mail and the other wired words, though, evoke not just technology but an identifiable social group -- younger users, early adopters, the writers least likely to care about traditional print styles.

Someday was once written some day, and one day alright will be all right -- if only because today's young rule breakers are tomorrow's editors and teachers. And they'll be alright with that.

Jan Freeman, a former editor at the Boston Globe, has been writing The Word column since 1997. E-mail her at mailtheword@gmail.com. Check out the Word blog at www.boston.com/ideas/theword.

February 28, 2011

ode for a monday

from act iii of KING HENRY V

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'

will i get through all of shakespeare's plays in 2011? time will tell . . .

February 20, 2011

400th anniversary celebratory project

  • a law unto themselves
  • a man after his own heart
  • a stumbling block
  • a thief in the night
  • a thorn in the flesh
  • all these things must come to pass
  • all things to all men
  • and the word was made flesh
  • at their wit's end
  • be fruitful and multiply
  • born again
  • bottomless pit
  • by their fruits ye shall know them
  • charity shall cover the multitude of sins
  • crumbs which fall from ... table
  • death, where is thy sting
  • den of thieves
  • dreamer of dreams
  • eat, drink and be merry
  • eye for an eye
  • fallen from grace
  • fatted calf
  • fell by the way side
  • fell flat on his face
  • fell on stony ground
  • fight the good fight . . .
all these phrases (and more!) stem from king james version of the bible, celebratings its 400th year in 2011 . . .  (http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2011/feb/18/phrases-king-james-bible)

 if you want to add to the list, email the phrase(s) to books@guardian.co.uk

February 8, 2011

word of the day

today's word of the day courtesy of dictionary.com is too appropriate to neglect: PHILOMATH, a lover of learning; a scholar