china is the happiest place on earth(!!) according to a new global happiness index released by North Korea's Chosun Central Television. China earned 100 out of 100 points, followed closely by North Korea (98 points), then Cuba, Iran, and Venezuela. Coming in at 203rd place is America (or rather "the American Empire", 美帝国), with only 3 happiness points. South Korea got a measly 18 points for 152nd place.
While their representative representatives might not show the vivacity on their faces (and a few slip ups might have been caught on video) I guess China's been right to gush about Pyongyang's future. Nothing says happy like government-issued proclamations of happiness.
(source: this text came from a website that i will not name since something caused my computer to crash and wipe out its hard drive this morning after blogging and in case that site was the cause of my misfortune, i'm not providing the source url here.
could it be a nefarious plot to make americans unhappy? maybe, in fact, chinese are the happiest because they have the fewest computers per capita, entirely possible.)
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