...when an envelope arrives in your mailbox sporting, on the envelope itself, ......
"Free Pre-Paid Cremation! Details Inside"
Note the exclamation point. One might well wonder why - or how - that offer might merit any exclamation. And then there's the puzzle of something being both 'free' and 'pre-paid.' But then, as Tim (the president and CEO of Neptune Society, "America's Cremation Specialist") says, "cremation just makes sense." Even if nothing else about the solicitation does.....
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