2 3 live&learn&rejoice: trouble & strife

May 16, 2011

trouble & strife

frog & toad = the main road
apples & pears = stairs
dog & bone = telephone
mince pies = eyes
weeping willow = pillow
fork & knife = life
twist & twirl = girl
Richard the Third = bird (ie girl)
gold watch = scotch
pig's ear = beer
Oxford Dictionary of Rhyming Slang

now it's your turn:
soggy feet = horse meat
hail & sleet = seat
green bean = queen
pain & torment = parent
friendly furrier = terrier
pencil & pen = win
tawdry whore = bore
  • The tawdry whore took a hail and whined about her pain & torment.
  • The green bean wanted the British players to pencil & pen at Wimbeldon.
  • My friendly furrier hogs the hail.
  • Beware: the kanji for soggy feat sushi looks much like that for raw chicken, probably tastes like it too.